if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions
*names his child Oscar*
"Would you like to hold h-"
"Say it like we rehearsed it."
*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
Kotama Bouabane’s complete Melting Words (2007).
Dangerous - Big Data
I bet you didn’t know that I was dangerous.